Mom doesn't understand OTPs
Mom: Oh hey, Sherlock's on tonight. Do you want to watch it?
Me: Sure, which one is it?
Mom: The last one of the newest season.
Me: Reichenbach Fall?
Me: Oh, well I don't know if I can..
Mom: Why not?
Me: Because I'll probably end up sobbing
Mom: Sobbing? Why?
Me: it's the one where he fakes his suicide
Mom: Well how is it sad if he doesn't die?
Me: BECAUSE JOHN MOM, BECAUSE JOHN
Just got back form the Avengers
...Is anyone else's queue not working?
Is it bad that every time I see my follower count I giggle?
matturday: they’re just fictional characters I screamed as I reached into my chest, pulled my heart out and flung it out a window